I pity the fool that doesn't come to the reunion.
I pity the fool that doesn't come to the reunion.

The eighties were marked by extremes...


Who's lost that lovin' feeling?
Who's lost that lovin' feeling?
The Ponderosa gang looked just like these guys for one Halloween in middle school.
The Ponderosa gang looked just like these guys for one Halloween in middle school.
Saturday morning fluff
Saturday morning fluff
Can we call him Prince again?
Can we call him Prince again?
You know you are a child of the 80s if...

Every time you hear the "OH YEAH..." song you think of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Two words: The Clapper.

Six words: "This is your brain on drugs".

You know who shot J.R.

One Phrase, "The Plane, The Plane"

You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows.

You owned at least one skinny tie.

Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick.

You wore L.A. Gear.

You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol.

You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off.

You can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you.

You went rollerskating every Friday night.

You still want to take Karate...(after you move to California)

You watch
NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs, that's for sure".

You had a poster of Bo, Luke & Daisy Duke.

There was nothing to question about Bert n' Ernie living together

The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter.

You went out and purchased the sound track for 'Miami Vice'

You know all the words to "I'm just a bill, sitting up on Capitol Hill" and "School House Rock."

If you think Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler of all time.

You want to live in 'the Valley'.

Ferris Bueller was your idol.

You watched 'Star Search' on a regular basis.

Every now and then, you blurt out: "Ooh noo, Mr. Bill!!!"

If you had an entire wardrobe of Esprit clothing (or coveted one.)

If you know the words to the "Oscar Mayer" theme songs

Your bangs were teased perfectly to 7 inches above the rest of your hair.

Had multi-colored earrings that touched your shoulders.

Played Upwords, Boggle or Trivial Pursuit (the original) on a rainy afternoon

You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance

You're still bitter that WHAM broke up.

You know whose phone number is 867-5309.

You still watch things on Beta tapes.

You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts.

You never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs.

Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent

People are constantly gagging you with spoons.

The feeling in your thumb is only now just returning after holding down the
Atari joystick to control the racecar in Enduro Racer.

You can sing all the words to "One Night in Bangkok" by Murray Head, and now you understand that it is about chess.

You still wear a bandana tied around your leg and/or a ponytail off-center on the side of your head.

You still carry your boom box on your shoulder.

A piece of folded paper and two hands could tell your fortune.

Knickers and leg warmers were cool.

You ever wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitar and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in your room.

You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding.

You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut.

You thought a Commodore 64 was the highest technology available.

You wanted to be one of the members of KISS for Halloween.

You want to be "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"

You know who played Magnum P.I.

You can name at least three members of the Brat Pack.

Still wear Wet n' Wild makeup.

If you remember
Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, not Die Hard.

You still wear your "Members Only" jacket.

You still think
Donkey Kong can beat Mario up

If you still have your scratch-n-sniff sticker collection.

If you remember when you heard that drinking soda and eating Pop Rocks would make your stomach explode.

If you ever used Lee Press-On Nails.

If you wore jelly shoes.